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Hyperbolic news everyone: the spine of the great book has collapsed and people have been killed by it. Tape has been applied but it’s unbecoming of such a distinguished volume

In actuality, the thing is of course almost full, but this makes it quite difficult to draw in, as there’s no longer a surface capable of supporting pressure. Odd how small considerations make for actual implications. Are these excuses? well, not really, I mean I’m more just putting it in as part of the proce– fine, I get it.

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